The Scooter Store

n.
a store that will pimp your ride.

Nat: you wanna go to the scooter store?
Meg: hell yea its the place to be.

by natmegdascooterfreaks October 9, 2011

Scooter-Sexual

Some guys like guys and some guys like gals and some guys... well some guys just like Scooters.

(see bike-sexual)

Girl: I thought he was into me until he showed me all two-hundred pics of him and his scooter.... Now I know he's Scooter-Sexual

by Jimmy the Pyromaniac March 10, 2009

scooter stick

The wooden stick attached to a bottle rocket. Used to hold the rocket in a bottle or a good gripper for throwing said rocket.

The scooter stick on that rocket saved my life....

by ChrisS21 October 21, 2007

Scooter Surprise

The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.

"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.

by vito141 August 4, 2011

Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.

Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021

Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!

Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!

by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006

Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.

Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!

by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008