scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

by mary ann August 17, 2003

Scootch

Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

by Johnny Danerously October 20, 2010

beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

by Jamoca May 5, 2003

war scootch

a soldiers overseas girlfriend

"mika is my war scootch"

by mika.chan January 25, 2008

poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

by Marlo D December 17, 2021

scootch ya cooch

get the hell out da way... mostly used in a quick reaction to someone gettin in ur way.

if someone steals ur seat: scootch ya cooch fool.

by Hochef August 19, 2007

scootch your pooch

when someone asks you to move your vagina over

"Scootch your pooch on over, I am getting Claustrophobic, or Ginaphobic"

by Simoneb July 3, 2007