sconge 

To sconge: to thrust inappropriate object into other in appropriate object

Paper Clip bent open and stuck in science lap gas tap!

sconge by Clifford Downs-Syndrome Lassnig September 1, 2003

Word Sponge 

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

the scunge 

one of the 15 horse powers

three out of the 15 horse powers include horse levitation, horse pyrokinesis and the scunge

the scunge by totallynotahorse October 21, 2019

scoage 

Things that are desirable for a sco, scavenger, or savage to take from you. Watch out if you have sco-age.

Sco : Hey man, bra leme get some!
You : Whoa man hands off!

Sco : But you have so much scoage, you can help me out
You : Ssco Away!!

scoage by MissionAgape November 10, 2014

SpongeBob 

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

peach scone

A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures

Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever

peach scone by Cornchips May 26, 2018