Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.

Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!

by Cheeble November 21, 2020

Scolling

Extremely hot

The pot of water was scolling hot. Sally threw a pot of scolling hot water on Dick and his skin fell off.
Past tense - Sally scolled the fuck out of Dick ass.

by Kitty Black January 27, 2019

snobling

When someone is snoring so loud, you ejaculate in their nostrils to quieten them.

My wife was snoring like a pig, so I snobbled deep in her nose. The snobling felt great and I slept perfectly after.

by quiet.lightening May 23, 2014

Goblin Soblin

I player on Madden 2006. He is a 415lb, 7'0" Middle Line backer with full muscle and strength. You will usualy see him tea bagging other players as he tackles them and injurs them.

Man, that guy looks like Goblin Soblin...he must take steroids.

by joec20022 May 1, 2007

hob scobblin

Hopping over ice or snow in an impish manner in order to arrive at one's destination quickly.

Mikey and I were hob scobblin over to grill to grab a qucik order o fries.

by Pucci February 28, 2003

scobinator

Scobinator: A posh twat that usually has a fat girl fetish and likes to suck dick/saxophone

My friend is such a scobinator he fingered Abby Hewitt

by Scobo is gay November 12, 2017

Smobling

A word to use when someone one is talking constantly

Nikki stop smobling

by I-like-red September 12, 2019