1. to nervously scratch
one's upper chest and subsequently sniff
one's fingers while simultaneously presenting an expression of complete confusion.
2. to receive fellatio while scratching
one's chest and screaming "I AIN'T GOT NO HAPPY FEEET!"
(Related Words: scobes, to scobe, scobing, scobed)
1. "As I realized that the girl I wanted to get with all year was finally in my room, I began to excessively scobe myself."
2. Francisco: "Yo bro, how was your night? Did you finally get with
Tina?"
Nani: "Haha, yeahhh kid, she scobed me all night. And honestly, probably one of the
best scobes I've ever had."
Francisco: "Damn,
son."