Scritch

A negatively used term for a scummy family from upstate New York. This term “Scrtich “ can be added to any phrase or sentence to add derogatory value and scummyness .
If anyone calls you a “Scritch”, drop the gloves and fight immediately.
Scritch is a modern term for a scumbag
See also pickle park

Don’t shit near Pickle Park, no toilets to take a scritch.

by RL&TL July 5, 2020

slitch

A slut and a bitch

You're one real slitch

by Eddy April 26, 2004

scritchies

1. The gentle scratching, or rubbing with the fingertips, of one's head, back, or similar hard-to-reach area by another person. Scritchies are assumed to be on the head unless otherwise specified.
2. To give scritchies: To scratch someone else in this manner.
3. A scritchie: A specific instance of someone giving somone else scritchies. The singular is rarely used.

1. Scritchies are fun.
2. He tried giving her scritchies to cheer her up.
3. This is turning out to be a very long scritchie.

by Artscrafter April 7, 2005

slitch

n. (archaic) a combinate form of the words "slide" and "pitch" to denote a sideways motion with an accompanying rotational "roll" and/or "yaw" variance.

Ex: "The kitchen took a slitch." (from "The Wizard of Oz" movie)

by JeffHL December 14, 2008

splitch

- A screw up.
- Infinitive; 'to splitch', to make a mistake.

Man, he splitched that real good. That was such a splitch.

by The Great Schism May 13, 2006

Slitch

(aj) a simplified word which contains two words; someone who cheats on you with one of your friends.

guy 1: mikayla is such a slitch!
guy 2: i know right! fuck her and her gf, you can do much better

by PleaseBeOffended October 9, 2012

Slitchorank

The perfect combination of Slut, Bitch, Whore and Skank.

"GURRRL, YOU DID NOT JUST PUT THAT DICK IN YO MOUTH. DONT BE SUCH A SLITCHORANK ,AMANDA. "

by LOLAMANDASAWHORE December 3, 2009