A (sometimes) brilliant person who dedicates huge amounts of time, thought and money to writing a research paper but is somehow unable to make this research paper comprehensible to any other member of the human race.
"The model uses a multilayered canopy submodel of photosynthesis and phenology initially developed for the PnET-Day and PnET-II models by Aber et al."
by GiBe June 07, 2005
The scientists didn't really want anybody's lights on, they just pretended to illuminate people's lives while keeping them in the dark and not really telling them anything.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Another word for scientist.
by Killercoke2 August 09, 2019
<scientists> The net electron spin of the atoms in this chunk of ferromagnetic material is not zero. Therefore, it attracts and repels other similar materials.
<shaggy> I don't wanna talk to you. Y'all motherfuckers lyin', and gettin' me pissed!
<shaggy> I don't wanna talk to you. Y'all motherfuckers lyin', and gettin' me pissed!
by haploido April 28, 2010
Having scientist on a resume doesn't make someone more trustworthy, if anything you know this is somebody who thinks it's okay to fuck with animals and claim it's for a greater good. It's bad enough that people have turned animals into pets, and scientists think they should be willing and cooperative Guinea pigs for humans.
by Solid Mantis May 06, 2020
A large subset of humans who are well researched on the merits of vaccination in midst of global health crisis. They have read in-depth articles on blogs and social media & listened to highly acclaimed comedians, politicians and celebrities
Simran: It is unfortunate ronak has to see so many unvaccinated scientists in office and hospital
Jasmine: Yes, he always encourages them to buy a cemetery plot
Jasmine: Yes, he always encourages them to buy a cemetery plot
by rtalati November 19, 2021
by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020