Schwimming

To mess around in a pool, but not accually swim.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.

I don't feel like swimming, I'm too tired, lets go schwimming.

by Davy Allen November 15, 2006

Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

shpinning

when u sit on a toilet and the volicity of ur defication causes u to rotate in a circular motion around the seat (and possibly fly around the room)

how were u after the snackbox last night?" , "oh i had great fun, I was shpinning

by gottheshitz October 21, 2010

Swinning

Swimming and winning at the same damn time.

"DAMN, JA'MALL, I'M SWINNING IN DA PUSSAY TONIGHT."

by Ratchet Rudolph October 10, 2013

schwinkins

a child that is cared for by a nanny

She was the nanny's favorite schwinkins.

by Gretchen Stine May 8, 2005

Schwangingg

An undefined word used to replace a describing word.

That hat is very schwangingg.

by Brooke Casey July 8, 2006

schwanding

A term coined by the Johnjay and Rich radio show. It means "show bonding."

Everyone on the show participated in a juice cleanse as a schwanding activity.

by SegNerd September 15, 2019