schleter

combination between schlut and peter. a peter schlut.

Where is Schleter? I need my man meat sucked.

by balls deeply November 3, 2010

schweer

A delightful experience consisting of a shower and beer. To perform a schweer one must simply grab a beer and hop in the shower. Drinking the beer while in the shower is know as the beautiful phenomenon that is a Schweer.

I cannot help you eat right now, I’m having a Schweer.

by Schweermaster January 18, 2021

Ich ficken meine schwester.

The act of playing squash with one’s sister.

Andy: “What are you up to this evening?”
Simon: “Tonight? Ich ficken meine schwester.”
Andy: “Oh yeah, me too.”

by JoeSmeels123 November 15, 2022

SCHMETER

A small penis.

"That boy over there probably has a schmeter, lol."

by noobysub July 15, 2017

Schwater

(Noun)
Est.2001

A substance that is excreeted anally that is a mix of water and the shits.

"Andy had to run to the bathroom because he had tacos that gave him Schwater bad.

by Prodigler February 8, 2008

schwetarded

After becoming schwastey or even schwasted, one may choose to continue to consume alcohol in order to reach the next level of intoxication- schwetarded.

One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.

You were schwastey last night!!

Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.

by Bingham Hall May 28, 2008

Schmeter

A really fucking long penis.

"Ay, my boy Tyrone has a schmeter."

by 3vilWithin May 14, 2024