Schweller

German word for "Man who suck peepee of other man"

I sucked your dad last night!

What?! You are a Schweller!

by Penishunter69 November 8, 2020

schveldt

1-an emission of pleasure
2-cool, neat-o, awesome
3-to splooge

You want to have sex? Schveldt.
This party is schveldt.
Try not to schveldt on the couch.

by Alec "Schveldt" S. February 8, 2005

schwed

To be intensely intoxicated, chewed

Dude, I'm fucking schwed.
Call me Fred Schwed Jr.

by Jay n' Bir April 27, 2006

Schweded

The act of forwarding on an email to a recipient that was definitely not intended to receive said email. Forwarded email generally contains derogatory information or comments about the recipient.
To be truly Schweded or recieving a Schweding the sender has to give zero f's when confronted about the forwarding

I was sick of him emailing me about his issues with Beth so I SCHWEDED him and forwarded her his latest email for comment. or
He has been schweding me for months forwarding all of my emails about Marty straight to him

by The Schwedes October 8, 2017

Schwellz

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.

The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.

by Ohyeahr May 18, 2018

the schweede

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole

The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.

by anal expositions April 6, 2015

SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010