Mein Schwanz ist groß

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general

kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*

by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021

schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 21, 2005

Schwantz

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".

I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)

by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009

Schwang wang wang

Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.

Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009

schwantz

A slang term for male genitalia

I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.

by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005

schwanz

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.

by kegmeister June 1, 2004

Schwageled

Noun or verb to describe when someone is inebriated to the point in which they will likely be hung over and or unable to remember events the next day. This term is different from words such as smashed, hammered, etc. because it describes the excess consumption of alcohol as being carefully planned and or enabled by the consumers close friends.

“Dude, looks like Tom is about to be schwageled by Frank.”

“I was totally schwageled last night.”

by Dirty Dutchman April 28, 2019