Schwag

Mediocre pot; a lot of people hate on it but if you're ghetto like me then it's good enough.
It's better than nothing. At least you got a good buzz if nothing else.

I smoked a joint of schwag weed and now I feel almost halfway high.

by Glastoki October 1, 2009

schwag

1) Cheap weed, usually from Mexico or someone's farm in Missouri. 2) Usually associated with low grade or cheap marijuana.

That schwag I bought from Jorge ain't that bad, man!

by warisill December 18, 2003

schwag

Poor quality brown marijuana. The cheapest variety available, the least potent. Also sometimes jokingly referred to as schwiggity-schwags or even schwaggles.

Schwag is the antithesis of kind bud.

by Yertle the Turtle July 22, 2002

Schwag

a slang term for a low-grade marijuana, known for underdeveloped buds, excessive amounts of seeds, thicker stems and often a relatively low THC content.

Man this weed is schwag, i cant even get high!

by quattlebaum June 1, 2006

schwag

Give away promo items procured through working an event. Often used in the stagehand world when working corporate or industrial gigs.

"the load-out was pretty horrific, but the schwag-bag was kinda cool."

by PaulieC May 10, 2005

schwag

trinkets that often used as give aways

Come down to Taco Hell in Urbania for some free WKRP schwag

by Frank April 28, 2003

schwag

crap weed

I can't believe I paid 30 bucks for this dirt. I'm never buyin' that asshole's schwag shit again.

by busy bone May 22, 2003