Schwifty

Something Rick Sanchez sings to a giant head

You gotta get schwifty

by Trinity Starlight October 7, 2017

schwofty

The feeling given off by a friend with thick, well nourished hair, that’s fun to play with.

How would you describe Zach’s hair?

I don’t know, it’s very schwofty.

by Wikimind October 21, 2019

Schwofty

Description for someone’s hair that is wavy, swishy, and poofy.

His hair is very schwofty. I don’t know, it’s something magical though.

by Wikimind October 21, 2019

Get Schwifty

To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high, drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.

Morty: “Hey Rick can you teach me how to get Schwifty?”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”

by Weed Is Awesome June 20, 2019

schwifty

To "get schwifty" is to work efficiently toward a set of stated corporate goals or outcomes while upholding and promoting core values of the enterprise.

"Wow, that guy is really getting schwifty on the floor over there"

by Schwiftinator May 25, 2016

Schwifty

The ultimate sex apeal

Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get SCHWIFTY in here.

by handle bar craddler June 6, 2017

schwifty bulldops

Oohhh yeaahh,
You gotta get Schwifty in here.

Get me Schwifty Bulldops, you gotta get him in here if we want a chance to live ok. Just do it, sheez!

by AlHessa January 20, 2020