schproing

The sound a jack-in-the-box makes when opened.
The sound that something springy and tightly bound makes when it is finally released.

His dork popped outta his buttoned fly with a mighty schproing when sexy Sadie strolled by.

by Tentmakerjohn October 6, 2005

Schlong garage

1. An inviting vagina.
2. A familiar vagina where one can safely park a schlong.

You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?

by Delores Spomoni March 1, 2009

schlong lover

Someone who Loves to eat, taste, or lick schlong. Male or female.

Gary: Damn Jada is so good at sucking cock
Tom: yeah dude, she's a class A schlong lover!

by LLHarc October 22, 2013

Pour your schlong into it

When you are not nice to the barista he will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Because he is wearing an apron you can not see that his schlong was hanging out all the time. He will also give you decaff instead of regular.

Pour your schlong into it, one dip at a time.

by Howard Schultz August 15, 2008

Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.

by Andrewsky March 7, 2003

schellinger

A feisty man or woman who is hot tempered and sarcastic, yet very protective and nurturing. Ladies/gents on the street, but freaks in the bed. Highly inappropriate and love to imbibe.

She is a drunk, sarcastic mess that I heard is good in bed. But don't mess with her family because I heard she's a schellinger.

by dnommah December 4, 2012

schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.

WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!

by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006