mr schamp

A Type of teacher who will kill you in the halls for running, and buys 50 orders of hot dogs on Amazon and God knows what he does with them

Person1: Dude johnny boi (the hall monitor) is a mr schamp I saw him buying 50 hot dogs

Person2: Um Michael I think those were not hot dogs
person1: OH GOD...

by xX_Legend27_Xx February 1, 2017

schlampenschlepper

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

schlamazecoze

Amazingly cozy. Used to describe a particularly cozy setting or activity.

"ZOMG having each of you around the fire baking cookies at my summer house in Kewaunee this weekend was schlamazecoze!

by Deborah 'Debs' Watkins December 9, 2010

Schlameel

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

schpace

The highly revered, book-width gap between some girl's legs, accentuated by tight pants or a really short mini skirt. Beneficial for girls not flexible enough for the "suitcase", this gap makes the deepest penetration possible by getting the legs out of the way.

"I admit Sascha has nice breasts, but her face is a bit too weathered for me."
- Maurice

"I don't know Steve, she's got a wicked schpace, and that's all it takes to get me up and ready..."
- Glenn

by Ruhbee! March 28, 2007

Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

by schwammered June 5, 2010

Schamcy

In the early 100BC, teenagers used to place bananas in their armpits and do a dance known as the 'Schamcy' and in the process the bananas would be smashed and the person performing a Schamcy would have a spiritual vision. Some claim to have witnessed a black Jesus Christ in a thong. Sometimes an Emo-Buddha, or a naruto character claiming to be Allah. And a few times some saw the hindu god Visnu and Siva pretending to be Al Gore and President Clinton. Of course, the Schamcy isn't practiced that much anymore, most of the people who practiced Schamcy were kidnapped by the goverment and placed on secret islands near the bermuda triangle.

yo did you hear that historians found mummies that performed Schamcy? that's some crazy shit

by Poseidon_the_conquerer July 7, 2011