Schnucked

Getting Schucked is when your credit card number is stolen and the company responsible for it tries to cover it up for way too long. The first time you'll hear about it is when your bank calls to tell you that they're cancelling your card.

Bob: Why are you writing checks for everything today?
Rob: Cause my debit card got compromised in the Schnucks debacle.
Bob: Ooh, you got Schnucked!

by Sp1 May 9, 2013

schneckle

This is when two males partake in the act of inserting their toes in each others assholes.

damn dude, did you see Cameron schneckle the fuck out of that other guy

by william boreland November 26, 2017

schnuffle waufel

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

schnuckered

taken advantage of

I got schnuckered into buying these expensive jeans

by Gburtscher November 22, 2013

schnookled

Getting scolded and canceled at the same time

George schnookled poppy for saying a racist comment

I just got schnookled

by Kandeeeeee January 27, 2022

schnikkenflobber

a moron who is moronic in every single way.

You are such a schnikkenflobber

by AaDaKaViShD February 7, 2009

schnuckelig

cute, makes you wanna go all "aawwwwwww!"

A cute little town nestled into a little valley would be called schnuckelig.

by Birko Katarina September 7, 2007