Rob Schneider

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 29, 2004

schneak

To schneak somone is to in a bad/cunning way steal something or in a personal way, perform an action for your own personal gain/advantage, usually at the cost of the "victim"

The verb verson of the word Schneaky (To be sneaky)

- Oh my god, Philip Han over there schneaked your wallet!

by Philip Han April 15, 2007

Hoover some schneef

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.

I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

by Michael Wrightwood November 25, 2022

pulled a Schneck

- V - To impregnate a girl whilst intoxicated then vomit on the bed.

Variation: Pullin' A Schneck (present tense)

Man, I was so drunk the other night, pulled a Schneck. There was puke and jizz everywhere.

by Sportn A. Woody August 27, 2009

schneid

Winless, scoreless or hitless, in dating or especially in sports. Used especially when a long loosing streak is broken. Comes from Gin Rummy when if you lose all the hands you have to pay double or get "schneidered."

The 0-8 Detroit Pistons won their first game. Finally they are off the schneid.

by bonerici November 15, 2012

scheherazade

A sheherazade is a girl who deserves to be treated like a princess!

Damn you got your self a Scheherazade

by cherrygirl3242 February 13, 2018

Schnell

A German word meaning quick or fast said by a crazy medium junkie who smashed a snow globe on his head in a doctors office and did not ask for cilantro.

We need security now schnell!

by Rozzy mikes April 11, 2019