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German for 'fast'. When you want something to be done quickly u use the word 'SCHNELL'. It is not intended as a german war joke; but because the german language is so powerfull (rammstein) and direct.

schnell is pronounced as: sjnell...
> I have to get my camera before we go
< Okey, but make it schnell
schnell by BadgerX October 24, 2005
You say this when you only have THIRTY SECONDS. Or when you want someone to follow you.

What is Schnell? Schnell is not something that can be observed. It is something that can only exist in the metaphysical sense and therefore it takes no physical form. It is all around us and yet no where at all. It is possible to respect the Schnell and imagine the Schnell, but to hold a view of it is impossible in the schnellest sense of the word. Your strength and in this sense, Schnell, flows from the Schnell. As with your life force and soul. The song called 'I'm Blue' was originally supposed to be called 'I'm Schnell,' but the objective was not defended. The objective holds the blueprints and all you need to know about the Schnell. The objective was written many eons ago by my imagination, and by the power of Schnell, the power God, who is of Schnell, used to create us and everything.
a) We have thirty seconds! Schnell, SCHNELL!!!
b) Follow me! Schnell!
c) The Schnell will be with you. Always.
Schnell by DarthSchnell November 28, 2012
A surname originating from Germany, now covers United States of America, New Zealand and Australia (and possibly many more)
Schnell means Fast in German
Schnell by fastgirl83 November 29, 2011
Schnell is a furaffinity artist well known for their drawings celebrating fat fetishism and age regression who was mentioned several times in the kero the wolf chat leaks. There was controversy surrounding their abusive behavior regarding another furry artist who goes by averytinygoat which resulted in them being banned from midwest fur fest.
I can't believe Schnell draw this sick shit.
Damn, I just Schnelled myself in the gas station
Schnell by Stone3 April 27, 2026

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.
You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!
Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011