Schnail

The holy king of the snails also known as Quay Devoll

Oh Shit!! here comes the Schnail!!

by Rusty Anus October 31, 2003

Schnaily

Sneaky, sly, secretive, a person who looks like butter wouldn't melt in his/her mouth, somebody who is constantly up to no good but never gets caught.

Where were you last night you schnaily fucker???

by Kol March 23, 2004

Schnäbi

Swiss weapon usually used to stun females and drag them back to your hutt.

Swiss "Schnäbis" are normally humongous and scary. The asiatic "Schnäbi" is found all over Asia and is extremely small in comparison to it's european Cousin

We are not going to talk about african Schnäbis

"What did you do this weekend?"

"Ah I showed my Schnäbi to Sandra saturday"

"No way! I just slapped my Schnäbi in Sandras face 3 days ago!"

by ShlongsoLong November 27, 2021

Schnazi

someone who is not only a moron (AKA Douche Nozzle) but also an asshole (AKA Nazi). Often is the case with morons in a position of power. When someone is given a job that he or she is actually incapable of doing, they often find scapegoats to take the blame for their ineptness and the fact that the job is never done correctly if at all.

dude 1: My boss keeps yelling at me for not uploading our inventory onto our website, but I don't have the proper access to do that, only he can do it. This guy is a total douche nozzle.

dude 2: Sounds like a Schnazi to me.

by Freak of NATEure December 18, 2010

schnaily

What you call somebody who is involved in activities that they would prefer nobody to know about because they make sure that their activities go unnoticed. These people also do not like surprise visits in case they are involved in schnaily activities.

Doing anyting in particular in Amsterdam for the last few days V??? Schnaily girl!!!

by Kol March 24, 2004

schnaa

adj. Meaning stupid. Alternative to the words gay and retarded.

Seraph: I have a telescope so i can spy on the hobos next door.
Dominique: That's so schnaa.

by Dominique April 9, 2005

schnaarg vaarg

An unsavory female (particularly redhead) with hairy unwholesome bits. Though a made-up term, it is intentionally aesthetically reminiscent of something from the Russian language--thereby conjuring up effective mental images of ghastly hairy transsexuals and horrible yeti beasts with atrocious halitosis and cold sores of mysterious origin. Synonymous with and applicable in all contexts in which the term 'swamp donkey' would come into play. Originally coined by a certain Dave C of FL, the term remains unequivocal in its brilliance.

Stacey was such a fucking schnaarg vaarg in high school. When I daydream in the meadow, I often like to imagine she has remained largely unchanged in her ways and overall appearance, and thus remains a schnaarg vaarg.

by Robb-a-dob February 6, 2008