Schmizzy

Drunk, feeling good

Her: are you okay?
Him: I mean I’m feelin schmizzy lol

by Yuitdrv January 7, 2018

Schmizzed

Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.

Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)

by Will i am March 11, 2019

Schmizznidd

High as fuck. This word is a combination of the words: Smacked, Dizzy and Fried.

“Bro I’m schmizznidd right now, I don’t know how to act. I should probably just go to sleep.” Aka - high as fuck.

by @backyardmar August 4, 2021

schizowebphrenic

Someone who suffers from WMPD (Web Multiple Personality Disorder) and has different personalities portrayed depending where on the web they're interacting with others. First appearance of the word was on Stalking Venus.

Someone who is schizowebphrenic would portray themselves one way (maybe their real personality) on their blog, while on a virtual reality platform, like Second Life, they may portray a completely different person (or even gender).

by DeemsB December 19, 2008

Schizzom Foshizzom

A dispute between two men of the African American race, which can't be resolved and eventually leads the ruin of their friendship.

I have never seen Max so mad, I don't think he'll ever talk to his brother again after that Schizzom Foshizzom.

by Ghostface Slinger January 30, 2009

Schmizz

Like jizz but Schmizz
Like a mad dawg's Schmizz but for the real ones doe.

Its the schmitt's version of jizz but schmizz.

Sorry I got some schmizz on you.

Is that your Schmizz stain?

by The N3gro1d January 16, 2020

schmizz

A stage positive to 'boss'. If something is for the most part 'ahh mate im not even messin' or thought as being deserving an upgrade from 'boss' to 'm'boss' it could well be considered as qualifying for 'schmizz'
- Danny Tinthy (St. Martyn University)

Look at that, that's schmizz

Ernie's face is boss but Bert's is schmizz

The Schmizz

by Dan T October 19, 2004