Schmebar

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

Schmeat

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by dano magnum September 26, 2006

Schieg

The male version of the word "skank" or a male who is promiscuous.

"Randy is a dirty Schieg"

by keith kozelisky April 21, 2008

schmecklehead

NYC Yiddish: Idiot, a mope, moron.

Shut up ya schmecklehead, you can't tell shit from shinola.

by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

schmeal muffin

A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.

-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.

by HimmlerLicksPenis April 21, 2019