Schmegly

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.

Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt

by Kspenst March 26, 2017

Schmeagle

A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.

Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.

Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.

That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.

Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.

by ademitchell September 18, 2012

schmeglie

a little piece of dirt that is not supposed to be where it is.

there's a schmeglie in my drink.

by grunge_child June 24, 2005

shmegal

being ugly or too be in an ugly mood

her face is so shmegal

by bic boi August 17, 2010

Schmegagle

The term for when you have every single notification on myspace; ie. New Messages, New Freind Requests...

Myspacer #1:Dude! I just got a schmegagle!
Myspacer #2: Cool
Myspacer #1: I'm gonna go jerk off
Mspacer #2: k lol

by Surderdude69x August 11, 2006

schlegal

a whiny skinny punk who's balls have yet to drop. one who lacks hair on his or her legs.

o my god, that kid over there is a sissy, he looks like a schlegal

by fannyman2k6 October 12, 2005

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017