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Schmeg

Another word for a Vape, E-cig, Juul, Suorin Air, etc.
Originates from the kids in high school that ask to take a shit during class so they can get a fat buzz instead.
Hey man do you got a schmeg i can hit?
Nah bro i think i lost it
Damn, anyone else got a schmeg?
by lemmehitthatjuul July 7, 2018
mugGet the Schmegmug.

Schmeg

Any gooey, sticky, slobbery substance coming from the nose or mouth of an animal or small child that comes in contact with your person
I don't like sharing food with babies because they get their schmeg all over it
by Ditadoo May 20, 2017
mugGet the Schmegmug.

Schmeg

A filler word in a sentence for people who have recently consumed a decent amount of cannabis or other substances.
Is anyone trying to schmeg some more weed? Is anyone trying to play schmeg ball? Hi, call me Schmeg.
by MufasaSchmeg October 11, 2019
mugGet the Schmegmug.

Schmeg Pepper

A penis.
Specifically an uncircumcised penis.
" I really liked his big, juicy schmeg pepper!"
Tony pulled down his pants to reveal a huge, throbbing schmeg pepper!"
by Polly Doolally March 23, 2009
mugGet the Schmeg Peppermug.

Schmeg Muffin

When Schmegma is scraped from the penis and packed into a little muffin.
Last night Meg craved desert after I supplied her some Man Relish so I gratified her palate a treat of schmeg muffin.
by shawnsnuts July 28, 2006
mugGet the Schmeg Muffinmug.

Schmeg Fungus

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma
you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends
by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020
mugGet the Schmeg Fungusmug.

Schmeg

by Chips69 October 21, 2021
mugGet the Schmegmug.

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