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Schmau

Schmau bedeutet sowas wie scheiße/doof/blöd/kacke und wird meistens mit dem zusatz Wort „Ftau“ benutzt. In Kombination zeigt es die Schwere der Schmauheit die man ausdrücken will.

Das Wort wurde ca. 2014 in Bochum, Querenburg etabliert und kam so in Umlauf.
„Du bist heute besonders Schmau drauf!“

„Ey Alter, ich kann nicht glauben wie Schmau Ftau dieser Tag ist!“
by lil_proper October 30, 2020
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snatched sister schnauze

Yet another catch phrase used by YouTube creator James Charles. It refers to the contouring of the nose bridge making it appear ‘snatched’ or thinner.
There you have guys a snatched sister schnauze.
by Beyoncé’schild June 29, 2018
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Schnauzer

A type of dog which is notable for it's prominent beard and eyebrows.

The Schnauzer is a German breed, and there are miniature, standard and giant variations.

Colours include:

Black, Silver, and 'Salt and Pepper' (variety of grey), Salt and Pepper being the most common.

Miniature Schnauzers are usually family pets and are classed as terriers in the United States. They were originally bred as ratters.

Standard Schnauzers are also family pets.

Giant Schnauzers are often used as police dogs. A Giant Schnauzer reached the finals in the 2004 British Dog Show, Crufts, in the Working Dog Category.
The new police dog was a giant schnauzer.

Miniature Schnauzers were bred as ratters.
by Gunther August 31, 2004
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Schmaus

Noun /SH-mous/
1. A combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It also uses the “Schm” sound, which can be used to make fun of anything. Such as Joe Schmo, funny schmunny, or work schmork. It uses the word mouse to indicate small guys. It uses the “schm” sound to be funny and to sound like schmuck. The definition of schmuck can be foolish or contemptible. The complete word is used to indicate a small man who is angry due to his small stature. A funny one syllable word for little man syndrome, Napoleon Complex, or Little Demon Creature.
Is that little guy yelling at the sales woman because he can’t find a tighter shirt? He must be a schmaus.
by Mountain Poet December 26, 2011
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Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos
by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021
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Trouser Schnauzer

Another word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants.
Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap.

Girl: No thanks. I don't want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
by SexRobot July 26, 2010
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schnauzeristic tendencies

Behaving like a schnauzer, dumb and stupid.

Derived from the behavior of people owning schnauzers.
Damn, Emilio really has some schnauzeristic tendencies!"
by Emilio Maroun March 31, 2022
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