schrandt

(v) To kill by sexual activity

He almost schrandted a girl yesterday--he was fingering her and she actually stopped breathing

by Libby Barker October 16, 2007

Schmadge

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005

schmendo

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess

Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo

by duckoff September 10, 2011

Shmanda

A Shmanda is a woman who’s crazy, weird, life of the party, makes everyone laugh and has a high sex drive. An open, understanding and free spirit. Hates being told what to do and will fuck you up if you mess with her. Just loves simply being her strange and twisted self. They can be very sweet and caring most of the time though and very sensitive until messed with. Never fuck with a Shmanda. She’s an open book but never lets anyone close. Loves being the one everyone loves and confides in!!

This party sucks, Where’s a Shmanda when you need one?!

by Shmanda1208 September 5, 2018

Schmango

A group of girls who have excellent taste in everything.

Damn straight they are. I wish I was a schmango.

by codesandkeys March 9, 2011

schmendrick

A stupid and ineffectual nobody.

From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)

"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)

by JSim May 4, 2010

schland

Kurzform von Deutschland
Short description of Deutchland (germany)

On Soccer Worldcup they shout "schland" when germany plays

by Fidulok June 26, 2006