Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019

Schleebinhockser

One who asks abnormal favors from a stranger

Did you hear Roger ask that random girl to propose to him for a picture? What a schleebinhockser!

by The Albatross & the Meadowlark May 6, 2011

Schlorbis

A type of vaporizer or e cigarette designed to be small and discreet. Also called a JUUL

Bro lemme hit the schlorbis

by Jillbill321 May 31, 2019

schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.

Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"

by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024

schlobbin’

to perform immaculate oral actions upon a phallice

Mrs. Rizzard you been schlobbin’ in tha thang?

by anonymous March 11, 2025