schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.
Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.
by Toastor January 05, 2021
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schlonger

someone who is being dumb so you wanna be nice
you fricken.. schlonger donger bonger.

(rhymes are not needed)
by SATANICA.EXE September 26, 2019
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Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.
He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!
by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021
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schlonger donger

look at his schlonger donger
by cj123kchhs November 10, 2015
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