Schlonger 

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

Schlonger by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021

schlonger bonger 

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

schlonger bonger by Toastor January 5, 2021

schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

schlonger donger by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

Schlinger Schlonger 

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

Schlinger Schlonger by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

Schlong control 

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

Schlong control by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

Schrödinger's Schlong 

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time

Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad

Schrödinger's Schlong by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018