schlongy

God-like Uberuser. Second in command to some dork named bart. Voted "Uberite I'd most like to screw" in a top secret poll taken in 2004. Also spelled "Shlongy".

I love Shlongy. I also love Cheez-Its, Glen livet 18, Marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling vagina.

by Jacques Meoffe February 3, 2005

schlongy

Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.

Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.

by jeff holmes January 30, 2005

Schlogging

From the German Schzloggszeinfargen, when a woman violently slobbers over the penis making an almost eriely familiar sound of a pig choking on it's own blood after it's throat has been slashed. Frequently seen in action in many erotic adult films. Schloggin is also acceptable.

Gawt damn fool! Bitch was SCHLOGGING my rod so hard I thought she was gonna puke all over my junk!

by Dr_Trac October 28, 2007

shloggy

Feeling out of it.

Feeling out of it.
Example:
I would do my homework, but I’m feeling shloggy, so I’m probably not going to get to it.

by MasterfulWordsmith February 16, 2018

Schluggy

When you’re winning on life and beasting hardcore

“You’re going schluggy bro”

by DrPineapple October 4, 2021

schlogg

An all purpose word, originally used to describe a slow jog. Then adapted to name the sprinter girls on a track team. "Schlogg" can be used to describe an infinate number of things having to do with running track.

When asked how fast to run a warm up, I told her just to schlogg it.

by Paolina June 16, 2007

schloggin

Most distal segment of corpus spongiosum. Also known as the "glans penis" or "head of the penis".

A portmanteau of "schlong" (Yiddish lit. "snake") and "noggin".

You're going to be so busted if you don't quit thinking with your schloggin and focus.

by Sir Rockefeller F. York January 11, 2012