Shittered

Drunk; very drunk; the point of being so drunk you find yourself on the toilet "shitter" not knowing how or why you are there

Dude, I was so shittered last night

by Aidancook May 24, 2017

Schlitterfaced

When someone visits Schlitterbahn of New Braunfels, the largest water park in the USA, and gets drunk at one of their many swim up bars. I.e. shitfaced

The kids wanted to go around in the crystal river all day, so I got Schlitterfaced.

by Sshhhhhhh July 27, 2015

Sclattered

adj. Meaning a mess somewhere on somplace anywhere; representing a small disaster, similar to splattered but more funny. It is also a term by YouTuber/Streamer "ImDontai" used correctly.

"Whoops.... i dont want it anymore, Jinx why is your brain ........sclattered on the floor"

by Mah niegua March 28, 2023

schlactered

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

schlitterbon

That incredible feeling you get after taking a humongous shit... feels kinda tingly

Dude i just had incredible schlitterbon i even had some pre schlit

by googoogaga888888 July 29, 2009

schmittered

The act of getting fucking hammered.

I'm totally gonna get schmittered this weekend!

by schlittered103 September 12, 2017

Schlitterbahned

1. To have had the preconceived notion to become intoxicated (verb)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)

1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?

Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1

2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.

by K Da One 1 Deuce May 5, 2013