Noah schlapp

a way to get someone who likes noah schnapp really pissed off.

someone: noah schnapp, more like noah schlapp.

person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE

by caleb milk February 11, 2019

Matt Schlapp

A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.

We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

schlapp

schlapp is a fag that everyone tells what to do and he does it to be cool.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Schilling Schlapp

When a boogie man schlapps his schlong in between a niggas eyes, drags it down their nose, and shoves it in their mouth.

Damn boogie man u really Schilling Schlapped dat nigga.

by overgrownforeskin March 13, 2024

Schlapp

The sound of balls colliding with the chin during fellatio.

Matt had difficulty expressing a logically coherent idea while the president's balls where Schlapping him.

by ry_diggity May 31, 2018

Schlapp

To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.

The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.

by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025

Schlapp

The sound a hand makes when someone slaps at the junk of a subordinate.

There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.

by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023