Noah schlapp

a way to get someone who likes noah schnapp really pissed off.

someone: noah schnapp, more like noah schlapp.

person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE

by caleb milk February 11, 2019

Matt Schlapp

A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.

We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

schlapp

schlapp is a fag that everyone tells what to do and he does it to be cool.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Schlapp

a lie so ridiculous it does not even make sense to the liar

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.

by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020

Schlapp

The sound of balls colliding with the chin during fellatio.

Matt had difficulty expressing a logically coherent idea while the president's balls where Schlapping him.

by ry_diggity May 31, 2018

Schlapp

To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.

The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.

by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025

Schilling Schlapp

When a boogie man schlapps his schlong in between a niggas eyes, drags it down their nose, and shoves it in their mouth.

Damn boogie man u really Schilling Schlapped dat nigga.

by overgrownforeskin March 13, 2024