someone: noah schnapp, more like noah schlapp.
person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE
person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE
by caleb milk February 11, 2019

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

When a boogie man schlapps his schlong in between a niggas eyes, drags it down their nose, and shoves it in their mouth.
by overgrownforeskin March 13, 2024

Matt had difficulty expressing a logically coherent idea while the president's balls where Schlapping him.
by ry_diggity May 31, 2018

To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.
The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.
by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025

There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.
by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023
