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Schlag

Usually used in context with lollerskate. This is the highest honor one can recieve in the realm of gabbo and fa-chotch. This is often used in terms of describing something that is amazing, or stunning.
DOOD YOU TOTTTALLY GET A SCHLAG FOR THAT!!!

-or-

WANNA TOUCH MY SCHLAG? IT MIGHT GABBO!
by The-Cabbage-Patch-Snack April 23, 2005
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schlag on my knob

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.
Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.
by bmb5220 January 7, 2017
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Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.
Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.
by Dogisgead June 30, 2020
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Anti-schlag

A triumph of grandiose proportions; a "win" so grand that even Harry Potter himself struggles to comprehend its glory; an exclamation of utter and complete reverence to the Establishment of Awesome, Nerdfightaria.
Dude, I got an autoharp for Christmas.

That's sick, grrrrrl -- drop some beats.

Ya, we gone start a metal group wit your ukulele.

Damn right, girlfrienddd.

This gone be Anti-schlag.
by Asexual Protohuman of Sarnia January 24, 2012
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hey schlag

by Leslie November 15, 2003
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You schlag!

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.
Oi bonzo, you schlag!
by gb901 August 21, 2013
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Schlagg

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."
by forsetha December 27, 2020
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