schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009

Shimmed

Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.

Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!

by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011

Schmied

A Copycat. One Who Copies EVERYTHING That Somebody Else Does. These Creatures Are Extremely Annoying, Especially When They Cannot Get Enough of Copying People.

Person 1: "I LOVE GIRLS, THEY ARE SO AMAZING"

The Schmied: "I Used To Hate Girls, But Now I Suddenly Like Them, Right After That Kid Said He Loved Girls."

REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES UNTIL YOU ARE ANNOYED OUT OF YOUR MIND.

by Merik DonFranJedrey March 10, 2010

shimmie

something you jam into something, to make it more stable.

can we get a shimmie to shove in the door, it's a little off and won't shut right?

by chaclyn October 16, 2008

schmammied

a state of elated drunkeness

After that fourth shot I was schmammied!!

by lula December 17, 2006

shimmied

To get shafted or done wrong.

He shimmied me, he didn't give me enough money.

by Buck rodgers November 12, 2013

Schmiedeberg

1. A place in Germany full of hillside houses and trees.
2. Probably the coolest last name ever.

* I want to go visit Schmiedeberg, Germany
* Mr. Schmiedeberg talked talked to the eagle man

by schmied January 17, 2007