schadenfox 

The joy of watching disgusting subhuman fear-shills become miserable.

Q: Hey, what are you up to tonight? Wanna watch the game?

A: Hell no! The cockroaches at Fox are all in a lather because a mob just stormed Dick Cheney's house and ate him for dinner, and I can't wait to get my schadenfox on when they do the same to Bill Kristol, Rush Limbaugh, Ollie North and Clarence Thomas.

schadenfox by [twitter]schadenfreude March 19, 2009

schadenfeude 

The German word that means "people talking pleasure in your pain"

Also a song from the musical "Avenue Q"

"Schadenfeude, eh? What's that, some kind of Nazi word?

schadenfeude by Moon demoness September 20, 2006

Schadenflorida 

The attitude/enjoyment people get when they hear a Florida man story.

“lol OF COURSE that happened in Florida”
"Schadenflorida at its finest!"

Schadenflorida by FloridaMan850 October 10, 2018

schadenfolde 

Taking delight when a poker opponent folds a winning hand.

I know I should feel bad that Tony folded three queens and would have beaten three tens but I'm enjoying schadenfolde nonetheless.

schadenfolde by erlichmanr November 20, 2020

Schadenroid 

Pleasure taken from finding out that an athlete has been caught using performance enhancing substances.

I experienced Schadenroid when I heard Barry Bonds got convicted.

Schadenroid by Baba Doodlius July 15, 2011

Schadenfroid 

Finding amusement in the suffering of others suffering through bitter winter cold. Frequently occurs in Canadian expats living on the West coast of the USA.

Parking his car at the beach, Frank thought about his friends back home scraping their icy car windshields and felt a sense of schadenfroid.

Schadenfroid by kpallist January 7, 2014

schadenfroyo 

Increasingly common in the age of overly creative chefs, this is that special satisfaction or pleasure at another person’s unfortunate frozen dessert choice.

What’d you order?

I got one scoop each of Spamberry Crunch, Blueberry Borscht, and Pizza Dough.

Ha! Sucker! I got chocolate and vanilla.

You’re enjoying my disgust too much, this is classic Schadenfroyo.

Do you think I should get the Natto’n Honey, Pralines and Bream, or Whirled Peas?

Try them all! I feel some Schadenfroyo coming on.

schadenfroyo by JJ Seldron November 25, 2020