Being "schmidhubered" looks something like this:
1) Invent something brilliant that no one cares about. Experience derision.
2) That thing becomes popular years later. Someone else is given credit for inventing it. That person appears in the New York Times and is declared smartest person alive.
3) Go on a campaign explaining the situation and how you are the rightful inventor and thus the rightful Smartest Person Alive.
4) Everyone accuses you of being a sore loser and no one takes you seriously.
5) A verb is named after you.
The trouble is one cannot really be schmidhubered; they must schmidhuber themselves.
1) Invent something brilliant that no one cares about. Experience derision.
2) That thing becomes popular years later. Someone else is given credit for inventing it. That person appears in the New York Times and is declared smartest person alive.
3) Go on a campaign explaining the situation and how you are the rightful inventor and thus the rightful Smartest Person Alive.
4) Everyone accuses you of being a sore loser and no one takes you seriously.
5) A verb is named after you.
The trouble is one cannot really be schmidhubered; they must schmidhuber themselves.
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a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.
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(we call that scheming up)
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Jay: "Not again, she was caught by her parents in sneaking out."
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Jane: "Dude, she's such a Schemily. When will she finally be able to hide her tracks?"
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