Schweddy

Mr. Pete Schweddy is a fictional character from the Saturday Night Live sketch 'Delicious Dish.' Mr. Schweddy represents the (equally fictional) Schweddy Family line of meat products, including Schweddy Balls and Schweddy Weiner. He has " ... quite a reputation as the king of stadium-cooked cuisine."

The sketch is quite funny, and pretty obviously all about sexual innuendo. 'Schweddy' sounds like 'sweaty,' and all the various interpretations of 'meat' refer to male genitals. The outrageousness of the references steadily increases as the sketch goes on.

Pete Schweddy: That's right. I'm proud to say I've won great acclaim for my takes on popcorn, crackerjacks, and pretzel bread. But I think what I am most known for is my weiner.

Margaret Jo McCullen: Your weiner. Wow. You don't say.

Pete Schweddy: I sure do. Would you like to see it?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Please. Please. (Pete pulls out a tray of weiners) Wow ...

Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.

Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?

Pete Schweddy: (chuckles) You flatter me!

by Verbithrax Pejorative April 25, 2011

scaped

When someone gets fired from a basic minimum wage job that requires minimal/no skill.

Dude, did you hear Aaron got scaped? He was a fucking dishie, don't know how he managed that.

by officer erratic May 16, 2021

Scared Money

People that are afraid to take risks.

Scared money don't make no money.

by mikeczyk December 17, 2011

scared turtle

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007

Sawed Off Fuck

A short man/woman that acts like an asshole

Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!

by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016

Get Scared

a new rock-punk-screamo band that just got their songs on itunes. their songs include "if only she knew voodoo like i do" "lock the doors" and "you are what you are". nicholas (the singer) is ammmmmaaaazzzzing. he has a surprisingly high-pitched voice. get scared is often compared to escape the fate. get scared is a new band and could use all the support they can get. you can find them on their myspace: myspace.com/getscaredrock or check out their music on youtube.

Person 1: omgg that singer from the band Get Scared is sooooo hawt

Person 2: ummmm hes kind of creepy looking

Person 1: ya.... but his voice is really good and he is a good dancer. which makes him hawt.

Person 2: oh ok i'll check him out

by LushLuver August 14, 2009

Scared Money

A person who wants to play the game that involved a monitary wager but afraid of losing. This person doesn't have the balls to put their money where their mouth is.

If Cofar wasn't scared money and such a tightwad he would have won won big money in the Fantasy Football league. Scared money makes no money!

by Vitamin Cs July 25, 2019