scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

by box April 30, 2005

Scartism

A mental disorder in which the person with scartism thinks and acts like every thing around him will hurt, or scar him/her for life.

A whiney person who is afraid to do anything without getting hurt in some way, shape or form.

A wus would be an example of a person with scartism.

by deine pyromeister, CGT August 13, 2009

shartitis

uncontrollable sharting, cured by a 30 day treatment of “enhanced” laxitives.

Sypmtoms Include

- Uncontrollable Sharting

- Hard Stools

- Soft/liquid stools

- Depression

- Flying

She has mild shartitis, so she is very stinky!

by REALFAIRYSIBLINGS January 7, 2023

Scaretistic

Statistics usually made up to scare people to one side of an argument or to a different belief or value.

Scaretistic: Birth control fails 243% of the time!

by tbclycan November 14, 2011

scaleitis

When an individual's skin becomes so dry it starts to resemble scales of a reptile, it is known simply as scaleitis

Hawthy's skin is rougher than sand paper, he must have some scaleitis going on!

by Tflair November 26, 2010

Socaritis

The feeling of excitement or enjoyment when inside of a fete and hearing your favourite soca song.

Weeeey boy, this DJ playing real sweet, I feel like I have socaritis!

by DJ Sizzla May 27, 2016

scamitis

A very rare disease where the unlucky bastard that receives it can not stop scamming viewers.

That Fortnite bastard just scammed me! Wait... does he have scamitis? Like that terrible streamer who scams his viewers named "DewittEagle"!

by Coolkid20 August 19, 2021