Skypegoating

Skypegoating is the act of using Skype as a Scapegoat

E.g. Blaming Skype's many shortcomings for one's own inability to communicate and/or be a smartarse.

Example (when in a Skype conversation):

Elliott: Did you just call that knife a fork?

Stacey: No. It must've been Skype fucking up what I said

Elliott: So, Skype made 'knife' sound like 'fork'?

Stacey: Yeah, pretty much

Elliott: Quit your Skypegoating Annabelle, go make me a steak. Some chikkin' fried sunnuvabitch!

by insidsioutsidesi March 2, 2011

Scapegoaties

Legend says that during the legendary Greek War, a mystical creature was born. It's name was Scapegoaties. It all started when a farmer was trying to escape the sufferings of the Greek War. He loaded all his supplies and his two goats in a boat and ventured off into the sea. A couple feet into the sea, he realized that he was sinking because there were too many items on the boat. He quickly went to one of the goats and cast him overboard. The goat drowned and was passed into the underworld. Aries, the God of War looked into the goat's soul and saw resentment and sadness and decided to use him as his own goat warrior. Aries went to the God of the Underworld, Hades, to strike a deal. The deal was to bring back the goat to life in exchange for souls that the goat warrior would bring back. Hades accepted and brought him back to life under the command of Aries, the body of a fish, and the signature of Hades, a goatee. Now every one thousand years, Scapegoaties rises from the sea, comes into countries and destroys them by looking into each and every person's souls.

You Shall Die in the Name of the Scapegoaties!!

by LilTinkTink October 18, 2013

Scapegoading

To simultaneously glorify or laud an event (often for the purpose of taunting an impacted party) while also casting blame for the event on that party or a party affiliated with them. The blame-casting element is often based in extreme conspiracy or innuendo, as the more insultingly outrageous the accusation, the more effective the taunt.

"Steve celebrated the arson that burned down his ex's house, before cruelly musing to the victim's friends that it was most likely caused by her hair dryer, despite the fact that she was bald. Even long after they had split, he was still scapegoading at every opportunity."

by SueDoeNimph September 10, 2025

stategoating

A position of disassociation from responsibility in order to blame a construct of man for the weekness of man.

My anarchist friend continues stategoating systemic problems of human behaviour.

by Enoch 2 August 24, 2019