scalpel cock

when a female is performing a handjob on a males penis and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his penis

dude, suzy was jerking me off and fucking cut me with her fingernails. this fucking scalpel cock hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

Golden Scalpel

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

by cork man April 30, 2005

Scalper

The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job

This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple

by MikeMillion July 16, 2020

Scalper

An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.

Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.

by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017

Scalper

The idiots who want to make a quick buck.

I just want to get a 3080 for MSRP, not 3x the price like what the scalpers want.

by TheTank18 September 18, 2020

Scalper

Someone who purchases large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

Seedy looking guys outside stadiums avoiding police and trying to sell tickets to baseball/football games which are about to start.

by ~Sunigirl~! January 28, 2004

Scalper

terrible pieces of scummy trash that jack up the price of a newly-released product by purchasing it and then selling on eBay for 5 times the price

person 1: damn, all the RTX 3070s are out of stock
person 2: yeah except for eBay, but now they're 1000 dollars. fuckin' scalpers.

by beneb November 27, 2020