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shallots

Shallots are tiny onion roots
The square root of onion = Shallots
by Katie Gergen December 2, 2007
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Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)
*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;
by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023
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LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS

A reference made in Episode 14 of Gayle, the Youtube series that is finna the best thing you will ever hear.
"You're gonna see sea horses, and sand dollars. You thought this was a regular shower towel? Look at the fun designs. LOOK AT THE SCALLOPS"
by twerksp00n December 9, 2012
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scalloped neck

Neck of a guitar; Where the neck has been scalloped.
Usually found on Lutes. When the fret has been scalloped (grooved) from one fret wire to the other (through the whole neck).
Yngwie Malmsteen popularized this spec with his Signature Fender Start. The neck it self can cost up to $900.
If taken to a local shop can be done for around $300 on a stock neck.
Richie Blackmore also had a similar guitar.

It does not allow you to play faster (in fact its harder to play, and get used to) Although bending and vibratto is performed better. Once one learns to play well on a scalloped neck, a regular neck will be easier to play than before.
guitar player: "Dude i scalloped the neck of my guitar"
guitar teacher: "Wholy motherfucker! That is the coolest thing ever! Let me see it... OMG!"

-scalloped neck
by smellofpenicillin September 21, 2005
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erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness
person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;
by ilovesakura September 6, 2023
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gene shallot

NBC's Today Show movie reviewer. Known for his unique movie reviews and unruly mustache. Gene is frequently mentioned and ridiculed on the show "Family guy".
Peter- 'I can't help it, I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shallot'
Gene - 'Don't Panic Room, I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango & Cash.'
by Kela the Gypsy July 17, 2006
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Alessio Scalzotto

Alessio Scalzotto is a very sweet person and @forzotto (on insta) loves him sooooooooooo much :) He is a very talented and deserves the whole entire universe! He also plays Gabriel in a Netflix movie called Rim of the world. You should go check it out.
Alessio Scalzotto is sooooo talented. @forzotto loves him sooooooo much.
by Forzotto July 1, 2019
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