Salting The Grundle

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.

I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle

by tromastuh February 7, 2019

sexting

Using a cellular device to send pornographic photos or videos of oneself to another. After recieving a sext message you are then supposed to forward it to every person you know, telling each one of them to do the same, until the entire world has seen it, and everyone thinks your friend is a slut. Can sometimes result in a law suit.

"While my mom was sexting my dad, she accidently forwarded the message to me, forcing me, according to the sexting law, to send the message to all my friends." That night, all my friends died.

by 2+2=unicorn January 7, 2010

Salting the Beaver

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's vagina.

Salting the Beaver: "Last night Tyler salted Krysta's beaver."

by Beau&Ankle June 12, 2018

Sexting

Verb
Sex - Texting
The act of sending another party photos of animals over text message. The other party then has to guess the sex of the animal.

Boy: Hey, you wanna sext?
Girl: Yes
Boy: * sends picture of a zebra*
girl: This is a hard one, maybe i don't want to sext.
Boy: that's okay, sexting isn't for everyone

by pastaprincess June 16, 2014

saxing

The Click's definition for having sex

The click: Oh yeah uh I love having all the saxes with all the gender
Blair (The iilluminaughtii): Oh mhm... saxing
The click: yep sax

by BeesOwO January 18, 2020

madting sadting

A ting that is mad but is also sad.

Jasdeep: We live in a world in which Manav gets more girls than me. Madting sadting.

by manavinho October 13, 2015

Sexting

Sexting is something that young girls with low self-esteem do for attention. Phony "experts" and ugly feminists say that the kids are just exploring their sexuality, and sending out nudes and nasty porn all over school is "normal" and healthy". and is even more "normal" and "healthy" when young kids send the nudes to them. But in the end, the girls sexting are just hoes and thots with no self-respect that are desperate for attention and compliments.

Damn, look at Sally. She can barely tie her shoes, but is already sexting.

by oceancats September 30, 2020