notch sawing

The act of a bull dyke and a male to female transsexual scissoring is notch sawing.

Mrs. Garrison and Tammy were notch sawing scissoring all night long.

by MackJr November 20, 2016

spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.

On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010

Keep sawing wood

To persevere despite the boring and difficult nature of a long project.

That new kid in accounting will just keep sawing wood. With a work ethic like that, he's going to straight to the top of this company!

by IndySparkPlug January 11, 2011

shawning

verb. liking multiple people; not being able to decide between crushes; being a dickhead; being a serious flirt

Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!

by shawning.ashul101 March 30, 2009

Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009

Shawning

A male being anally fucked by one male while another male fists him in the ass, while another male cums in his face.

My asshole was so loose this morning after those three dudes were shawning me last night.

by Ashley from the Gym August 18, 2009

Minigun sawing

To use a 6 barreled M134 minigun like a chainsaw. This was most likely first seen when The Mythbusters cut down a tree with a minigun. Also called Minigun pulping when used on a person (nuff said).

Guy 1: Dude, me and Garret were minigun sawing trees down yesterday! The trees caught fire and burned up a whole freaking hill! It was fun as hell!

Guy 2: Where the fuck did you get a minigun?

Guy 1: Ummm... why do you care?

Guy 2: Because I need one to go minigun pulp a guy who's owed me 2,000 bucks for 3 months and hasn't paid me yet.

by JonesVoodoo February 27, 2011