Skank-a-saurus 

Noun. A chick who's been a Ho since the beginning. Prehistoric skank lineage. Most likely the offspring of callgirls and sleazeballs. Aka. Natural Born Skeezer.

HighSchool Chick 1: "Yo, I heard that Tammi had Chad and Michael's babies. She lost custody, too."

High School Chick 2: "I've known that ho since gradeschool, she's been kissing all the boys and letting them look up her skirt."

High School Chick 1: "Dang, she's a skank-a-saurus for sure!"

Skank-a-saurus by ElVagabundo December 13, 2010

rhino-saurus rex 

A person with a nose that is not in proportion with their face. Often leads to abuse from friends and embarrassing photos from the side.

Woh check that fat man scoop Bain he's such a rhino-saurus rex

rhino-saurus rex by Kingc1utch January 15, 2010

vagina-saurus-rex 

A vagina that seems bad-ass but in actuality, it just scavenges for sloppy seconds.

I was so drunk I almost got devoured by a vagina-saurus-rex. Thankfully, she was distracted by the guy twitching in the corner.

vagina-saurus-rex by DP Michigan October 21, 2010

Butt-Sex-A-Saurus 

A type of dinosaur from the Jurassic period that often received anal sex from every other dinosaur in the immediate vicinity.
It was often taboo back in those days as there was a disease known as DAIDS, or dino-AIDS. It is rumored to be the cause of the dinosaur extinction, even more so than an ice age.

Oh my GOD! Littlefoot! Stop receiving anal sex from that sharptooth! You don't want to be known as a Butt-Sex-A-Saurus, do you?

Butt-Sex-A-Saurus by InSilverFlames July 27, 2008

douche-a-saurus

The biggest douche bag you can possibly be.

Did you hear that customer he was such a douche-a-saurus.

douche-a-saurus by Katieland3 August 17, 2010

mean-a-saurus 

A socially unacceptable person, or one who is often rude to others. Used in a jesting manner.

"I'm going to be a mean-a-saurus to Luke and Jeanette and ruin their English homework!"
"Wow, that IS mean-a-saurus, Pierre!"

mean-a-saurus by Pierreski's September 26, 2007

Skank-O-Saurus Rex 

Angry and or violent DGL (Dirty Girl for Life) who would like to hook up with you.

Damn, did you see that skank-o-saurus rex in the bar all over me, she was crazy as hell

Skank-O-Saurus Rex by Point5 January 26, 2010