Smuckfest

(n.) A celebration that occurs once a year in the Smurf Village, where Smurfette has sex with ALL the Smurfs (save Vanity Smurf-cuz he's gay) and Papa Smurf videotapes. According to the movie "Donnie Darko", this is impossible because Smurfs don't have genitalia.

Yo, Brainy, I feel the Smuckfest in da air. Check it, Papa Smurf's loadin'-up the hand-cam...

by Adobe Gillis June 2, 2007

saucemaster

The officially appointed leader of a clique or social group. Said leader commands respect and all members of the clique are expected to conform to him.

Lenny: Wait who is the saucemaster of the jock clique again?
Bruce: I am your saucemaster you motherfucker, if you forget again your out.

by jg242` February 22, 2009

sauceless

When you haven't got the chat and not smoother than Philadelphia cheese on a bagel.

Boy: I got all shy and asked her for a kiss
Girl: You are sauceless

by love island gang February 2, 2020

total suckfest

Used to describe a show,movie,concert or anything else.

Total Suckfest:

Go to a Fallout Boy concert and you will see what I mean

by Rotten Core515 August 24, 2006

Suckfest

Used to describe a "carnival of suckage." Can be used positively or negatively.

Man, my job is so boring it's like a suckfest!!
OR:
I had a huge suckfest with yo mama last night for only fifty cents!!

by Kyle November 2, 2003

California Saucerfist

N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley

Man 1: So, the other day my girlfriend I were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the California Saucerfist.

Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?

Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.

by Cheezy Chester January 14, 2009

suckfest

When a group of 3 or more people, mainly just those of the male sex engage in sexual acts involving sucking and regurgitating of seamen. Also can be used as a word that is yelled when a teacher leaves the classroom, usually by a black kid.

Teacher:"looks like we have exams today, we're all going to be in here for 3 hours today."
Doug:"Looks like it's time for a suckfest!"

by Patrick James February 10, 2008