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Penis-satisfier

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"
Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.
by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011
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you will never be satisfied

you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.
Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*
by Kiyotaka Ishimauru December 31, 2020
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satisfired

Getting fired from a job you hated anyway, preferably while making crude comments or giving your manager or boss the finger.
Tom: I got satisfired today.
Dan: Really? What happened?
Tom: You know that shit job I had at Taco Hell? Yeah. They said I wasn't giving "satisfactory performance". I told the manager that that's what his wife told me last night and walked out.
by Your aunt's brother's mother October 19, 2008
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swatisfied

the state of mind when someone is satisfied with a swagalicious decision.
Man: have you seen my new kicks?
Man #2: .........
Man: shiiiit.....his swatisfied.
by maycrayswagbrah August 7, 2011
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LUMP SATISIFIER

someone with a nice rounded buttery cream puff (pussy) and nice cherry donuts on top (boobs) and some nice cream buns (ass) that you just wanna eat up and beat up starting off with your tongue licking up the buttery cream puff up and down until it spurts out whipped cream on your face then start licking the cherry donuts then start nibbling on the cream buns until she says "ouch what the fuck are you doing?!" then slap her in the face.
Josh : I gave a girl the LUMP SATISIFIER
Sarah: yeah thanks it was nice.
Josh: your a hore Sarah.
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Satisfectellent

(adj). A word used when something really good happens to you and you become so happy that you're confused.
I'm so satisfectellent at this very moment right now.
by DST November 25, 2007
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Shatisfied

person 1: man i haven't shit in a week.
person 2: dude that sucks.
person 1: tell me about it.
person 3:(coming out of b.r.) man am i shatisfied.
person 1:(to person 3) i fucking hate you.
by Anchor91 June 1, 2011
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