Satch

verb-satch, to satch, satching

The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.

"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"

Satch by Nightbinger August 20, 2008

satch

a hard-ass glaswegian who is prefferably a bald dude that goes round chibbin folk with his home-made axe(a claw hammer with a stanley knife selotaped to it)

oh shit here comes satch

satch by jeffington September 30, 2005

satch

nut sack

that chick is swingin from my satch

satch by crazypaul52 April 12, 2009

satch

when someone bitches someone else out hardcore

Hunter satched Kitty for making him late for tennis

satch by britt hill May 20, 2004

Satch

As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.

When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."

Satch by romad July 29, 2004

Satch

The best player in Sonic Forces: Speed Battle

Have you heard of satch? Yeah he’s famous

Satch by Senju Clan March 23, 2019

Satch

when you make somebody feel like shit and they totally fuck you over.

"Dude! That was shitty! You totally satched me!"

Satch by Amanda March 7, 2004