satched

That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.

'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'

by Arhtur September 13, 2005

Satch

(n) - a recliner, couch, bed, any object used to rest or relax on

(v)- satchin', to satch

To relax or be lazy

(n)- We just got a new satch for our living room

(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day

by satchman February 3, 2010

Satch

(n) An extremely hairy section on a person's lower back.

OMG, Did you see that guy's satch!

Kim - hey girl, stay away from that guy. I heard he has a satch.

Pat - Dude, my satch feels like a gutter full of sweat its so damn hot out.

by The Original Satch July 30, 2010

Satch

See Satchmo

Oh stop being such a satch and piss on the electric fence.

by Bent Himself June 15, 2003

Satch

Short for "saturate" or "saturated".

"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"

by Fart friend February 9, 2019

Satch

verb-satch, to satch, satching

The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.

"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"

by Nightbinger August 20, 2008

Satched

When one gets dual kicked in the sack. One foot per nut. Just go for it.

Example #1: Surprise. You got fuckin' satched, bitch --

Example #2: "Made stink eyes at a dude across the sidewalk. He and his crony came up and destroyed my groin. #Satched #Hospital2K21"

by BreezyVanillaBean June 18, 2021