saskatchewan

Easy to draw, hard to write.

Guy one: "How do you spell saskatchewan?"
Guy two: "I don't know just draw it."

by fleump May 31, 2021

Anne Desilva Sawatzky

Anne means a hoe, her only goal in life is to play guys and fuck them at Ajax Costco. Anne means weak . Girls with the name Anne usually want to fight , but loose every fight . If your name is Anne you suck boys dicks and cant fight.

Alyssa: Did you see Anne nose? It looks like she uses all her fingers at once.

Nicole: Hahaha yes! it’s fugly just like her face. Makeup doesn’t help her either. She looks like a snake. Don’t get me started on her black nasty ugly gums.

Alyssa: I know right! I don’t know how she can walk around with that.

Alyssa: do you know Anne husband cheats on her? He writes love notes for the other woman on UD.

Nicole: yea everyone knows and talking about it. He’s been doing it since high school to 2022. She deserves it. LMAO

Alyssa: did you hear about Anne husband and the other woman he’s known since high school?

Nicole: Everyone knows. They say he’s crazy for this other woman.

Alyssa: do you know Anne has a twin?
Nicole: omg Anne is so fugly. Is her twin fugly like Anne?
Alyssa: I agree Anne is fugly and dumb, but her twin is prettier.

Alyssa: did you see Anne wedding pictures?
Nicole: yea, it was gross, why didn’t she at least shave her underarms. It’s hairy dark and gross.

Alyssa: Did hear the about Anne wedding?
Nicole: yea everyone’s talking about it. Her husband was drunk as a skunk, I heard there’s another woman, he called her on the wedding day. They talked for a while, he was crying throughout the conversation.

Anne Desilva Sawatzky means stupid ass bitch cannot fight her own battles. Blames her anxiety for everything

by Theotherwoman17 April 16, 2022

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.

Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.

by Little BB November 23, 2013

Saskatchewan Designated Driver

Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.

Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.

Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver.

by WesternCanadianProud July 25, 2008

Sweet Saskatchewan Growler

When a girl with a mouthful of maple syrup is being tea-bagged by a man in a flannel button down while he inserts a mini hockey stick into her hairy, unkempt vagina.

Dude....my friend Lauren was involved in a Sweet Saskatchewan Growler (SSG) with her husband. He had maple syrup on his nuts for a week!

by CanadianPussyCommander October 18, 2010

Shaswat

A Sanskrit word which means

1.Universal Truth
2. something that never ends
3.another name of Lord Shiva and Bishnu

It is a Shaswat truth.

by Skoirala February 6, 2010

Fort Saskatchewan

"The Fort" An Alberta city Northeast of Edmonton in Canada. Heavy on the industrial air pollution. A good place to get a speeding ticket.. or ten. Also a good place to wait in the Tim Hortons lineup for an indefinite amount of time just to have your order royally fucked up.

Want to go watch a movie in Fort Saskatchewan tonight?
No way! The theatre there is a complete piece of shit.
Okay, let's just rent one.
Can't ..all the movie stores shut down.
Shit Balls! That sucks.
You said it.

by diablokrom August 15, 2011