shnookered

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

Snooki Note

A note sent to someone to inform them about something, but sent anonymously. The point of the note is to tell someone about something that's going on without them knowing who told them.

Snooki and J-Woww sent a Snooki note to Sam on Jersey Shore

by xxpaulyd October 28, 2010

sanooch

To engage in sexual intercourse

Yo, man I totally sanooched the teacher last night!

by salvi619 April 8, 2013

snookie

4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.

Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.

by Rick Stone December 15, 2009

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Snookum

In chinook indians language means "the sun".
Also means:
You’re my honey-bunch
pumpy-umpy-umkin.
You’re my sweety-pie.
You’re my cuppy-cake
gumdrop
snookum snookum snore,
the apple of my eye.

Come'ere my snookum, let's get down to it.

by Wit September 1, 2004