Staten Island Sandwhich

The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.

Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.

by tissueman January 3, 2015

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.

Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009

bullshit sandwiches

this is what you say to someone who is obviously lying or giving you an answer you find unacceptable. It can also be used as an exclamation should you find yourself in an unfair situation.

kid one : could you cover my shift on thursday, I heard you didn't have any plans.

kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)

kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.

or

you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"

by loveyou29 August 11, 2009

Double Meat Ham Sandwhich

When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.

Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.

by Thebigpimp September 13, 2007

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)

by J. Mo August 27, 2003

a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008