Elma Sandblaster

This move from Western New York's wintery season requires precision and creativity, when you urinate on a car hood (writing your name in cursive), and the car's owner comes out and almost catches you, you quickly grab your high-power leaf-blower and shoot the mist of yellow-snow their way, but pretending you are doing them a favor by clearing their windshield. As said owner gets into their car you smile, elbow bump, and toss a turd from your backhand into the passenger seat for them to sit on and unsuspectingly. (you must be able to shit in your hand while maintaining conversation and not getting caught, while not squishing the poo). As the person drives away you smile, wave, and then smack the next person (onlooker) in the face with the remaining poo smears in your hand.

This guy is a real Houdini, managed to pull off the Elma Sandblaster on three unsuspecting people, while maintaining a straight face.

by El el fetches February 4, 2022

Arabian Sandblaster

Resting a males ballsack in the eye/forehead or his partner and blasting a fart into their nose and mouth area.

Ron Wesealy: Holy shit, that Arabian Sandblaster damn near knocked the wind out of me.
Harry Potter: Your welcome.

by ur.momma.! August 11, 2008

scandalation

n.: The act of creating a scandal.

The matching verb: to "scandalate".

When your boss kisses your best friend from work at the Christmas party... Now that's some serious scandalation.

by Scandalator April 30, 2005

Chinese Sandblaster

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.

"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."

by ThatRevlo September 12, 2017

scandalastic

To be fantastic and scandalous simultaneously.
To exhibit qualities of scandalousness while remaining utterly fantastic.

Ooh! That Tasty Fish is scandalastic!!!
Cuck Woolery.

by Bryassica Salorter June 18, 2007

scandalastic

A word used to describe something that exhibits qualities of a fantastic scandal.

The way Jess made Danny believe that she wanted to go out for donuts with him was just scandalastic.

by Bryan & Jess June 26, 2007

Texas Sandblaster

Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!

Randall woke his girlfriend up with a Texas Sandblaster and she knifed his fucking jeep tires!!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014