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Sanchez Slammer

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Dipping your penis in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the vagina until her clitoris turns bright red. Eventually jizzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she cums.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Slammer until her eyes popped out of her sockets.
by M-Chill December 19, 2012
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sanchez steamer

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The "Sanchez Steamer" is a term coined by Brandon Rogers, a famous YouTuber infamous for acts such as, "Fuck off Janet, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower," and if course, "There is only one thing worse than a rapist... Boom!" "A child!" "No."

"Sanchez Steamer" was used in a video he posted on May 5, 2018 in the video "Things All Gays Say." The term was said at 1:13, with the only context being that it is sexual, but otherwise there's no sure way of knowing what it is.
Brandon: "Don't even act like you don't know what a Sanchez Steamer is. Now do it!"
by Fattywantsacupcake June 2, 2018
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Dirty Sanchez Sandwich

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The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.
by streetwhiz April 17, 2009
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pedro sanchez stache

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a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.

looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.

Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009
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The idea that being a pessimist automatically makes you smart. Named after the character from Rick and Morty, Rick Sanchez Syndrom is the phenomenon of people on social media who believe that being a pessimist makes them the smartest person in the room, namely on places like Reddit.
"This guy is saying the most pessimistic stuff well thinking he's super smart."

"Must be Rick Sanchez Syndrome."
by Wolfpack9701 September 29, 2022
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Sanchez Swashbuckler

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after banging a chick in the ass, you take your cock, rub it under her nose along her upper lip, and then spooge in her eye, causing the "yarrrrrrrrr!" pirate wink along with a slight poo smell.
"Dude she so smelled her own poo after i gave her a blind eye."

"really? she let you do that?"

"i told her it was a Sanchez Swashbuckler, and her curiosity allowed me to place my dick under her nose before i came in her eye."
by dascanadians March 9, 2009
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Sanchez Steamer

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The action Aiden Brooks takes part in during Mrs. Cok’s 5th hour health class
Hey Mrs. Cock, can i go for the daily sanchez steamer?
by iSlayPenis October 5, 2021
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